1- Saints (Jim Crowe) What a draft from Jim Crowe. He did not get the highest overall players, but had 5 over 75 overall, and his lowest overall being 69 (nice) with 10 draft picks! Crowe made a trade with Dolphins early for pick 48, giving up a 1st rounder next year, and cash considerations that he did not have (he was seen at a bank with a AK minutes after trade was accepted) but then turned around and traded his newly drafted Jack Sawyer for Antwon Ryland and then sent the cash considerations to JD, which both those trades mixed is absolute robbery. All-American Kelvin Banks, Deontae Lawson, Jack Sawyer, Quinn Ewers, and even more 70+ players, absolutely disgusting great draft from Jimmy Crowe. 2- Browns ( Duece) Very good draft from the browns here, filled nesscesssary holes. Many people seen browns going for Colorado QB Sheduer Sanders with Browns going for Bama QB Jalen Milroe. My favorite part was that instead of taking Sanders in the 2nd, he took Emeka Egbuka which I b...
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🧨 OFL FREE AGENCY RECAP – PART 1
🧨 OFL FREE AGENCY RECAP – PART 1 By: Hank Stevenson Heyo Wayo! It is your newly married man Hank Stevenson with his hooker fiancée Bernise — marriage is happening next week behind the ABC store. But today ain’t about me and Bernise, or her cooter that I can fit my whole face into like it’s a goddamn living room — I’ve always said I wanted more storage in my house though. That’s where I’m going to put my Social Security card . LFG. Right here, right now. Get your fireball, penne alla vodka, shotgun, maple syrup, business check with an 80% APR, and your signed bottle of JD’s cum — and let’s get into it. Today is about the OFL , and we’re starting with our Top 10 Free Agency Signing s . 🔥 FA SIGNINGS: 1. Rondale Moore – WR – Cowboys Speed kills , and this man will kill . 94 speed, 82 catching , just 25 years old , and he’s been criminally underused the last 3 years in Arizona. I’d give him $23 million too! He’s gonna make a huge impact for the Cowboys, and...
THE 2025 OFL DRAFT BIG BOARD Presented by: Hank Stevenson — Recovering Alcoholic, Former FanDuel Addict, and Current OFL Legend Hello degenerates of the OFL, it is I — Hank f*ckin' Stevenson — back for another year of semi-coherent draft analysis, written entirely off Red Bull, nicotine pouches, and the type of internet history that would get me banned from most public libraries. It's draft season, which means I’ve locked myself in a Motel 6 with NFLDraftBuzz, an old Roku stick, and 2-for-1 coupons to Waffle House. Now let me be clear — this board is for grown-ass men, so if you're soft, go read PFF or go cry to your mama about your “scheme fit.” I made this with blood, sweat, and the leftover Adderall from my 2020 taxes. I spent hours watching tape. I watched so much tape, I canceled all my OnlyFans subscriptions. So to my dear XxKittenPrincessXx, I will resubscribe once Daddy is done studying how fast grown men run into each other. Until then, please keep me in your pray...